Dude, she's so old there's a chalk outline where her reproductive organs used to be.
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
im contemplating emailing my dad and telling him how worthless i am and how sorry i am that he pays for my life...aka my bar tabs.
I felt like a fire hydrant the vomit just kept coming out
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
Well I just walked into a wedding reception and im currently eating a cannoli in the men's room while pissing
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
Randomize