he actually used the line "do you have a map, because i'm lost in your eyes" and i was to drunk to care
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
Ok. Here's the plan. Take your hand (whichever is closest), summon all your nerve, and just stick it right down his pants.
I love you.
I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
I feel like it should at least be like a "hey look I'm actually fine that I drunkenly gave you my virginity!" friend request.
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