I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
Its like im going on a blind date, but ive already had sex with her
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
I knew it was a good Wednesday night when I woke up tucked in to NOT my own bed with my beer helmet, an empty bottle of Jose, and a trash can placed in front of my face.. Happy 20th!
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
You shouldn't play strip poker when you're having a wet fart kind of day.
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
i just went to hell in the tanning bed. i think god is giving me a preview of what is in store if i keep getting drunk everyday.
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
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