i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
She called us while she was having sex to ask if we remembered to feed the cat
I dont understand how her boyfriend puts up with her weirdness
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That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
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