Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
Tittie bar + Mother In law gone = mission accomplished.
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
Thanksgiving Shitshow: My grandparents found me passed out on the bathroom floor wearing nothing but a scarf made of toilet paper
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
some people spend their whole lives trying to find their soulmate. who knew mine was hiding in utah successfully balancing a pageant career and a coke habit.
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
Totally just made a post sex emergency cupcake run. My life is awesome.
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
My fuck buddy just proposed... Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't that completely defeat the purpose of FRIENDS with benefits?
Now you can be friends with Insurance Benefits.
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
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