i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
she spent the whole night flailing her arms because "primates are the only species who can move their arms like that and we shouldn't waste it"
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
How are you feeling this morning?
Well, I just found day old puke in my bra, so I've been better.
I just woke up drenched in beer, in a puddle of beer, and cuddling a bottle of tequila
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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