so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
Do you remember Kelly my alter personality? She talked like a man and would sing amazing grace?
Yehhhaaww I'm way ahead of you. I'm gunna get her a card that says " I'm sorry your now ex boyfriend decided to upgrade"
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
He was super stoned and then he compared doing meth to having anal sex and told me to "ride that cowboy." The cowboy being my ex.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
I opened my bookbag to put my laptop in and I found two granola bars and a pregnancy test. I am clearly prepared for life
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
"Because this is an ongoing legal matter" is how his morning after sex text began. So...
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
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