is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
There are apples in the microwave and a cup of twigs in the fridge. I think she's hiding in the pantry, I can hear her giggling. Leaving her to it.
my mom went out and bought me new sheets and redecorated my room. its like she's more excited for me to get laid tomorrow for the first time in two months than I am.
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
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