Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
Just did a line with a monopoly bill. Tell me I'm not fancy.
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
My credit card got frozen due to suspicious activity. "Let's go over your recent transaction history... it looks like these are all at bars." BITCH, DON'T JUDGE MY MONDAY NIGHTS.
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
I found my wallet. Still have no idea when I put mad dog in my steel water bottle, though...
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
Depends
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
But seriously like how many girls do you know that will do that on the first date?
One?
ONE! And it was was glorious!
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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