Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
Ummm so does anybody remember me stopping to get my ear peirced last night and make an earring out of a staple? Or did I just somehow lay on this thing and ram it through my ear?
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
In the 2nd smartest move of my day your ringtone for when you call is now the Space Jam theme.
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando
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