try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
Keeping hand sanitizer and lube in the same drawer in the same size bottle = awful idea
She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
my voice of reason is faarrr too drunk for me to listen.
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
I just had a fifteen minute conversation with a Raccoon by the garbage bin. I was feeding it chex mix.
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
Your shirt... Was in my pants
... Okay, fine. But I don't want to be a better person tonight. I'll be a better person tomorrow.
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
Randomize
