fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
He referred to his penis as "a gentle giant" and said I had offended it
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
Did I seriously answer the door for a home delivery of weed from you and your boss while wearing last night's 80s rockstar face paint?
Firstly: alligator costume is happening anyway. But I'll see what I can do about the balls.
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
Pooled our money and rented a bouncy castle for the day. Get over here now. Bring vodka.
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
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