marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
We fish bowled my car and anna told us a story about time travel and part of it had people melted into the side of a boat and i imagined them being melted into my car moaning in pain and then we got scared and thought zombies were outside and couldn't leave for a while.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
my mom just texted me to let me know that Hooters is hiring
i wish my mom had big dreams like that for me
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
The stripper just invited me to take shots with him out at his car after he gets off stage.. I mean why not? I've already seen everything he's got and it'll be easy to get him naked.
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
Man my junk looks like a mangled grapefruit right now, this shit sucks.
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
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