It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
martini and pecan pie.. breakfast of champions.
worst part about day drinking... waking up to george lopez
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
You were just so carefree! People were like, "there's broken glass everywhere" and you were just like, IDGAFFFFFFF
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
He held my hair back for me while i vomited in my driveway last night and i repayed him by farting mid-heave.
I got home and found him passed out in my tank top so i think i'll put lipstick on him and mass text a picture to everyone in his phone. that's what he gets for eating all my wheat thins
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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