I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
I may or may not have slept in someones apt on your street because they told me I was fun sized like a mini snickers
We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
Hey, my drug test is at 4:15 tomorrow. I'll meet you 5 minutes later.
She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
My roommate is watching gummy bears "race" from a mega-marshmallow to his lava lamp.
We were so hungover we fell asleep in Goodyear waiting for them to fix her car. At 4 in the afternoon on a Sunday. The workers apparently didnt want to vacuum because they didn't want to wake us.
My 7 yo sister is trying to talk my mom into buying her a strawberry margarita. Happy Cinco de Mayo.
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
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