I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
You found me in the back room alone eating someone else's whole birthday cake with my hands then asked me if you could join.
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
After your flask fell out of your leg brace and you told your RA that it was juice, you tried to unlock your dorm room but your key was attached to your bra so he ended up seeing your boobs
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
Sometimes I refuse to go through a door until someone holds it open for me because I'm a fucking lady.
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
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