Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
you know what i hate about salt? you can't see it.
I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
You are very nonchalant about the high probability of us having an orgy.
Eh, I'm ok with this, this can work. We're the best kind of the worst people.
I don't remember its real name, I just call it the Harrison Ford Cush after that idea with the Indiana Jones mask. I should just get high and sell people my ideas for their Halloween costumes all the time. I'd make a fucking fortune.
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
Is it considered a bad morning to find your boss half naked in the parking lot of work at 7am?
That depends, how hot is your boss?
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
I love standing in line at rite aid for 10 minutes being forced to talk to my ex's mom about life while I'm holding nothing but yeast infection cream
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
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