Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
Being drunk with magicians is fucking mind blowing. This Asian guy just made a platypus appear and disappear. This is not a drill.
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
you grabbed the breathalyzer at dinner, blew a 0.20 and told the waitress you'd eat her ass
He asked when the last time I had sex was. I had to look at the clock and respond "12 hours ago"
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