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  Why are there so many empty soda cans in my room?

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  You put them in a circle around your bed and said it was the best way to ward of the witches from hocus pocus....then you remembered you needed salt too. I'm assuming you havent gone to the bathroom yet.

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• I desperately want to know these people! This sounds like a wonderful night. :) - Lily

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 1:05am

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• come little children i'll take thee away into a land of enchantment

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 1:40pm

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• i dont get the bathroom part?

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 9:12am

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• this is hillarious! the witches from hocus pocus! i thought i was the only one... i figured they'd have had to drink all of that soda, making a painful situation until going to the bathroom.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 11:08am

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• I think I'm in love!! Go MD!!!

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 9:10am

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• ahhh i love this movie :D

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 20, 09 at 1:45am

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• ...makes you wonder what is in the bathroom.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 10:03am

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• h: I think you're hot. When can we have sex next. This is killing me. -g

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 10:37am

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• hocus pocus is my favorite movie, lmfaosdofsd

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 21, 09 at 10:45am

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• so original... this doesn't remind me of the flamingos from a couple days ago one bit...

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 5:03pm

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• It might be fake, but it's still funny. I wish I could find the flamingos one..

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 2:26am

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• 9:17- that's what it was, exactly.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 9:20am

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• so dumb.. no one does stupid shit like that

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 9:15pm

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• Where you singing "I'll put a spell on you" whilst doing the deed?

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 9:07am

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• didn't i just read this same one a few days ago... with flamingos instead of soda cans?

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 9:15am

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• hahaha so legit. i'm still terrified of those witches...

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 20, 09 at 10:59am

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• really funny what was he on?

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 12:03pm

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• Obviously there's salt in the bathroom................ But besides that, this is the best one I've ever read. I loved that movie!

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 20, 09 at 7:36pm

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• 9:12 - im assuming theres a shitload of salt in the bathroom? 9:15 - yes. yes you did. but it wasnt witches i think it was like evil ferrets or somthing

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 9:17am

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• hocusssss pocusss<33333

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 21, 09 at 5:14pm

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• HAAHAHAHAHHA. This must have been a fun night. You must have been tripping balls.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 20, 09 at 4:28pm

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• Sick of seeing these... Fake as hell

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 20, 09 at 12:00am

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• 9:12, there's probably more aftermath in the bathroom

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 10:03am

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• hahaha id love to be the friend that watched him do all this

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 3:23am

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• Niiiiiccceee

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 17, 10 at 1:26am

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• I think I'm in love.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 17, 09 at 4:18am

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• LOL let's be friends?

  Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 8:48pm

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