did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
I gained confidence after I found out she was a lesbian. At least that way I could flirt with her and convince her to buy me taco bell after the bar
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
They called it unicorn pee, and i thought that was interesting so i drank it. Please don't let me drink strangers booze again.
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
Talk shit all you want but with my new knife sharpener I have a lethal razor sharp pizza cutter. Fuck with me Mario I dare you!
Who the hell tries to steal eggnog.
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