Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
i am about to cut my stepbrother's hair into a mohawk with the same clippers i use to trim my pubes. god is so on my side today.
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
THEY NOW HAVE MIXED DRINK EMOJIS! LIFE IS GOOD! PRINCESSES DON'T DRINK BEER
Leave it to me to pull up my boyfriend’s grandfather’s obituary just to find out the name of his sister.
Never remove your contact lenses after eating an entire bag of spicy doritos.
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