I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
I hid 4 bags of cocaine in your house. Have fun finding them
but then i turned into a human whiteboard because i thought it was a good idea to bring out markers
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
My hungover walk of shame was interrupted by a stranger on a balcony throwing me a beer to shotgun... at 10 a.m....
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
We told the cop that we were playing soccer, in flip flops, and 2:30 in the morning. It was raining and i had board shorts on. He bought it, lets go get drunk
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
He made a group chat with him, his wife, & I. Is this really life!??
there is puke in my bra ... again
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