just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
I feel like abortions should bother me more
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
I just gate-crahed a party and met a state senator, so I had an interesting afternoon jog.
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
Randomize
