Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
Its a sad day when your bush has a better set of hair than you do
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
Pray the makeout fairy visits me this weekend.
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
Bought pregnancy tests in bulk off amazon. Kinda feel insulted that it asked if I wanted to subscribe for regular shipments.
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
You tried to chase every shot with a blueberry.
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
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