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  Woke up in a pool of alcohol sweat. Probably could wring out my sheets and make a decent cocktail.

  (310): View more from California

  I feel like one of those toads that you lick to get high or find a prince.... cept when you lick me you find a drunk whore.

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• aren't you supposed to kiss the frog to get the prince?? LOL

  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 3, 09 at 3:37pm

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• Haha, I'll lick ya ;)

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 18, 10 at 11:45pm

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• 5:44 true that my cousin is forever pissing the bed when he drinks, he drinks till he is his split personality . Mr piss the bed

  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 4, 09 at 7:51pm

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• I wish I had friends like you. :( And I am dead serious.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 5, 09 at 12:02pm

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• I'm 310. How do I find a girl like this?

  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 3, 09 at 5:08pm

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• mothafuckin' WIN! MOVE TO THE 973 AREA CODE

  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 3, 09 at 6:59pm

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• fkn carson whores! hahahah

  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 5, 09 at 7:59am

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• Yes Los Angeles whores for the win

  Submitted by rachelisradd on Oct 11, 11 at 4:59pm

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• Pool of alcohol sweat? Probably pissed the bed.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 4, 09 at 5:44pm

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• 4:45 go suck another dick the first one left a bad taste in your mouth.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 3, 09 at 5:49pm

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• I don't think they'd need to lick you to discover that.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 3, 09 at 3:36pm

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