Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
and after i failed the breathalyzer i said to the cop "i've never been very good at tests"....
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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