when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
I'm so tired of dating women who lie about their age. You show up feeling like you need to follow them around with a dust pan and a broom.
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
woke up in a garbage bag. literally. it was used as a sleeping bag.
Soo I got blood taken today and when the doctor came back with the results she said "you aren't sick but the tests show that you are currently drunk..."
Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
I feel like a squirrel prepping for the winter on dollar beer nights.
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
Dude if I call tonight please answer and just say "NO, dont do it."
BAT SHIT CRAZY
It's you're fault, even though I never called
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
Like people our age are getting engaged, and I’m out here spooning with a giant unicorn I bought at Walmart on Black Friday.
I'm gunna wear a purple dress, so if you see someone looking confused and lost wearing purple it's probably me
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