It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
Waking up in a pool chair wrapped in toilet paper is not what I planned when I agreed to movie night
Did you really just text me at 6:35 in the morning asking where the condoms were? I moved out a year ago.
I think god is proud of me so he is rewarding me in discounted wine
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Did I mention I hooked up with another country star? I think I need some sort of trophy for each time, yah know? Or like a sash and I win a badge or patch for each person. Like a slutty Girl Scout.
Can you tell me why Star Wars Burlesque is pulled up on my phone from last night?
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
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