i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
I fucked him in a hamburger. literally. he has a hamburger bed.
i distinctly remember leaping through the apartment to rescue the clam chowder burning in the kitchen
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
I'm not so good at organized events that don't revolve around whiskey or playgrounds.
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
No one ever gets any after sleeping with her. She is like the broken mirror of hookups, enjoy 7 years of blue ball. Don't say I didn't warn you
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
Did you know that taking off a bra with teeth burns ninty calories?
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
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