omg omg i just fucked paul. i need to stop doing this kind of thing.
wait, who's paul?
exactly.
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
You broke out your mechano set and told us you were gonna "build us a beer machine" and 5 min later you were fast asleep
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
Green mimosas i think yes
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
Uber driver offered to have sex with me since I went home solo. - rock bottom
Just reached for my phone in my non existant pocket while it was in my hand.
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