What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
He told me he finished so fast because he's a sprinter. I hate athletes who are really just pussies.
Its like after 6 beers, the clap doesn't scare me anymore.
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
i put that paper plate back in your cabinet because i ate all the ketchup off and you can't even tell. you're welcome.
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
He started screaming when he saw my dog. He thought it was a polar bear
To the person who put the glitter on my ceiling fan...fuck you
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
I needed tweezers to get my thong out of my ass this morning.
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
The first thing he said was that my underwear smelled like Trix but then he looked up at me and whispered "Silly rabbit, vagina is for me."
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