Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I want to leave work and go home and eat Five Guys and masturbate
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
We don't watch enough power rangers
"Are we not going to talk about how you got so drunk that you swallowed someone's pet gold fish, whole?"
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
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