no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
Went to mcdonalds... Wishing I could throw up the last 20 hours of my life.
Ur just texting me random shit. That's what Twitter is for
shattered his nose in 8 pieces. Blaming it on the dog. I feel more guilty about ruining the dog's good name than I do about ruining his nose.
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
I think you would be disgusted with me if you knew how many times I had imaginary sex with you today
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
if becoming an adult is chugging a bottle of wine in your bed and crying about your stresses while your dog watches you, sign me up
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
I threw my shoes out of frustration and walked home barefoot... can you help me find my shoes in the morning
You texted him 17 times. Asking for him back and sending random pictures of Jimmy Buffett. He didn't answer.
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
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