We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
So, no matter what happens today, hold on to this. At least you're not naked under your ex husband's trench coat being stopped by the police who also work with your ex husband. Long story. Actually, not a long story. That's it.
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
I decided we werent gonna go for round 5 when he started trying to have a serious conversation about how blessed he is to have such a nice penis
He has a point, the man's penis is a legend.
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
i found you passed out on the floor with a half-eaten pie. i figured youd be the last person to care if i went and banged your sister
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