So My parents cut me off after I started making blood marys with hienz ketchup
Things he has used as lube on me: olive oil, cologne, purell, spit, tanning oil, and bottled hotel lotion
He needs to save up for some actual ky before my vagina gets an allergic reaction
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
This show inspires me to have sex in space
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
Apparently, his doctor was impressed with how well we took care of his leg. We're like the kings of naked triage.
True. On an unrelated note I helped post bail for both of our ex girlfriends last night. Russian roulette: guess which one is pregnant?
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
He's smoked my weed, stolen my cigarettes, and used my campus cash, but I try to initiate sex and NOWWW he's all "As your RA, that's a line I can't cross"
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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