Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
I bet you think you're really funny for switching my line of coke with a line of protein powder.
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
I had to download the flashlight app so I could finish taking a dump when the power went out.
Lives are in shambles. Livers are in disrepair. Our friend was missing for 2 days. His brother slept in a porta potty. God damn you college world series
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
He was passed out, face in the toilet, so I just pissed on his head. Serves him right
It doesn't matter how nice the shirt you wore to the bar was, you still shouldn't have worn it to a job interview
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
I think it's a bit on the nose for the Uber driver to play stairway to heaven while driving like A psycho.
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