I have a deodorant stick dedicated to my balls.
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
Sometimes I wish I could open my skin and just take a little peek at my liver. You know, just to see if it's rotten yet or still perfect looking.
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
Pretty sure I just convinced a drunk guy at the train station that I was from the future
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
She took one look at my hardon and said, "You have a dick built for anal."
That wasn't a compliment.
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
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