Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
Dude, you really need to stop hitting on girls by telling them you sang a cappella in college.
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
My parents showed me my IQ test from fourth grade, I'm shitting on my potential.
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
I found out my butt plug has a metal core at the airport security checkpoint...
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
Come over. We have half a bottle of jumbo champagne left and no boyfriends to slow us down
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
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