yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
My roommate just got home. Made an entire package of bacon. Ate it. And then went to bed.
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
Did you pour a hundred fucking pounds of sand in my car last night?
lol... you weighed it?
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
Ah that wonderful moment when you realise the bookmark you were using in a book you lent your mum is actually a receipt from a strip club
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42” tv lol
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
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