We're facebook friends in real life
nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
They're letting me teach a freshman-laden class now. This university needs better background checks.
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
Stripper with the black hair and lip rings is still asleep. Found out she wasn't lying when she said she was a squirter, it was like splash mountain.
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
I'd be 10x more excited if going out didn't require pants or the general giving of fucks
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
I’m good. I learned that a guy ate the mushrooms that were growing out of his toilet, so there’s that.
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