I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
Did I send you a drunk selfie with a pine tree last night?
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
Randomize
