Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
Capitaan dildo arrescate!
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
I just figured out, there are 9 children in this world that I can look at in the face and say "I fucked your mom."
It's not quite a landing strip... It's more like a soul patch for my vagina.
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
Dude he did say "let's go cougar hunting" and you KNEW your mom was going out last night...so it's kind of your own fault for not coming
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
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