We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
i now have a sippy cup solely for the purpose of drinking alcohol out of...am i an alcoholic?
I feel like my vagina stays drunk longer than the rest of me. It's always super sensitive and hungry the day after drinking.
gave you a haircut while you slept. Please don't kill me.
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
Sorry I didn’t really get to say goodbye last night I was busy vomiting in your fathers front yard
Help. Why am I so naked?
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