I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
My boss just gave me full permission to come into work wasted this weekend.
he stopped making out with me and said "can I make you grilled cheese? I feel like I owe YOU something"
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
I think it would be reallllly cool if you took your best friend to work so she doesnt have to have an awkward cab ride with the driver she drunkenly made out with last night ...
Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
i think i just lost a toe
Word to the wise, never look up your hot young doctors on Facebook before you're discharged. You will find things and no longer be able to take them seriously.
FUCK WHALES
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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