Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
No need to clean the puke on the driveway. The squirrel is eating it up.
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
So I just stole my deans keys to break into the dining hall to get coco puffs. I shouldn't have gone to this meeting stoned.
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
he took my bra off with his teeth, THEN decided he just wanted to make out and cuddle. i don't know what the female version of blue balls is, but i've been living with it since 1 a.m.
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
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