Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
I already banned bobbing for apples. While drunk that's just drowning near fruit.
I think I'm leaving the streamers and balloons up from 4th of july till after he stops by. It'll be like the universe is celebrating his massive dick.
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
I really need to curb my attractions to blondes with tattoo sleeves, firearms and alcoholism
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
You know when your cat drags a dead bird into the the house as a present and drops it at your feet looking all pleased because it thinks you'll be pleased? That's what sex with him was like.
I woke up in a bathtub full of green and blue Nickelodeon slime! wtf?!
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