grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
Sex on a trampoline was so worth getting a mosquito bite on my penis
too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
Just passed on a threesome. I'm too old for that kind of morning after.
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
Some guy just showed up at my door to return my bikini top. EXPLAIN NOW
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
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