Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
I'm going to rape someone's good day.
The crowing achievement of my life is still the time I made a 3 course meal out of things I found in the dumpster.
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
we literally hit three floors of our apartment building searching for condoms. also got macaroni.
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
Where is my rescue team. I keep hiding shit. And I'm trying to give out shots of olive oil
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
Well I'm drunk and covered in baby oil so tonights not ideal
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
Who is this?
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