how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
My stomach is making the worst sounds, probably because there is nothing but semen in it.
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
A cute girl just told me she forgot to take her birth control and winked... I've never been so conflicted about fleeing in terror
I'm pretty sure the Jahovah's witness only came to our door because the front says "Twerk Or Treat"
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
"Fwd: Nice to meet you last night thanks for the tit flash" no recollec. i am officially banned from wearing tube tops to the bar.
Stop trying to get me to choose vodka over a nap
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