Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
I'm on the bus and the homeless person in the seat to my left is jacking off to a cartoon picture he found. He's now cleaning up with mitten I dropped.
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
Let's make a pact to never get in a cab at 3am together unless it's to go home or for pizza.
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
He ran around the party with a broken foot/ankle with a gallon of Malibu yelling "it must rain coconut"
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
He left me alone in a hotel room my last night in town to go home to jerk off and watch TV. So yeah, I guess we're not really friends.
Scientific fact: if he makes a face like a demonic dog when he's fucking you, makes it easier to fuck without feelings.
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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