I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
I wish they had nachos that got you drunk
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
apparently I like to do this thing where I wear pretty dresses and then pee on things on public. Picture proof. Four times last week.
Is it weird that I only look up my ex on Twitter when I take a shit? May have conditioned myself to associate him with shit
Vodka for breakfast. With a side of Frankenberries. Don't judge me.
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
AND ONCE AGAIN THE HENNESSEY MAKES ME A SUPER SAIYAN
Oh for fuck's sake, is that why the couch is in the pool???
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