I seriously love my fucking boobs. They are so boobs.
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
Clusterfucked is a frowned upon word in work related emails
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
All i hear is "BITCH BETTER HAVE MY HONEY" and i turn around and there is a dude in a bear costume. It was fur real.
Well i would have gone to the bar but Satan decided to hold his rituals in my uterus.
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
Why is there cereal literally EVERYWHERE?
It didn't follow directions.
Auto correct isn't even working for how drunk you are
You claimed that someone else had vomited underneath you/on your hand
you were very insulted that we didn’t believe you that someone else vommed
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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