the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
you're trying to get a guy who's been in a coma for 2 weeks and who thought he was in '08 yesterday to drive you to the liquor store?
yeah, you wanna come?
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
Reasons why I love cats more than people: 1. They're not fucking people.
Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
I see more hoeing in ur future
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