My low point of the night was when my roommate spit out her jello shot and i took it...
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
The girl with a dislocated arm just did an assisted keg stand. You will never have an excuse again.
Apparently blowing a .28 for a cop and then kissing her on the mouth is technically assaulting a police officer. Who knew.
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
Just bought plan b at 8am. Then the cashier asked if I wanted to donate to the children's miracle network. Fml
I tried to face swap with Chuck Norris. His face was too powerful... it broke my snap chat.
MUFFINS DON'T MAKE YOU ORGASM MULTIPLE TIMES OR HAVE ROCK HARD MUSCLES.
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
I'm too picky for internet dating and by picky I mean psycho.
Randomize
