Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
Maybe we should try and tone it down a notch. The neighbors changed the name of their wifi network to "i can hear you having sex".
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
Amazing how you can get from "Merry Christmas" to sex in three texts.
I could have done it in 2
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
OHMYGOD I LITERALLY JUST FINISHED JERKING OFF AND MY MOM BUSTS IN AND HANDS ME A BABY WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON IN MY HOUSE JESUS H CHRIST!
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
Walking my dog and eating a taco in last night's dress.. Classy
I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
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