tell your sister to shave her snatch
Come here. I'm drunk. Family Function. Intense Pro-life vs. Pro-choice debate. Bring Republicans.
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
She told me I was lying in front of her toilet for an hour saying "lasers."
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
The sweaty, naked apartment dance party wasn't complete until I threw the whole jar of glitter on us. It was like the icing.
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
I woke up on his couch and my bra was flung across the floor and filled with animal crackers
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
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